1. Having to wear mens Gis instead of womens…
2. because of this, the thighs on the pants never fit right, and you are unable to retain any type of guard because you can’t move your legs with enough freedom..
3.Because of this I have to wear odd gi pants and jacket.. and that plays on my OCD!
4. Constant worry of your rash guard or compression shorts slipping up to show of your mid rift or excessive thigh (no gi) and by excessive thigh I mean anything above the knee!
5. Worrying incase you accidentally land to hard on your rolling partner and crush them..
6. Then not using your weight correctly in rolls because you are worried of hurting them or ‘just sitting’ on them.
7 . Having random bits of odd length hair growing at the side of your head, that are always in the way, where someone has ripped part of your hair out and its just started to grow back..
8. Hair.. just hair.. I mean someone kneels on it, you try to move in an explosive manner and you practically give yourself whiplash
9. Contemplating on cutting you hair short but because I’m big and have tattoos and covered in bruises all the time you look like a prison bulldyke…
10. When talking to guys that don't train and them saying "I bet you could kick my arse" or "I won’t mess with you the" … yeah.. because I go around beating up people all the time...
11. Guys rolling with you but they have the “I can’t lose to a girl” mentality, and then go all ape on you.
12. Not being able to wear some pretty, girly rash guards because they don’t make them in your size.
13. Some competitions not caring at all about female fighters and just do a Under 67kgs over 67kgs… or something like that, then you end up fighting someone who is 68kgs and then all their team members say ‘damn she’s huge’ when you are around 2 meters away, and then say ‘ she’s just gonna squash her’ like you are some sort of monster … thanks guys…
14. When new guys feel the need to make inappropriate comments when in your guard..
15. Having to keep your legs shaved ALL THE TIME!
16. When rolling backwards and running the risk of choking yourself out with your own boobs..
17. Not meaning to but smothering your partners with your boobs… Boob Choke!
18. Did i mention your ass looks horrid in gi pants, because they are mens gi pants and womens don’t fit your thighs!! gharr!
19. Some guys smashing you because “your not dainty, you can take it” “ yes i may not be small, my good sir but you did just in fact place your elbow on my buzzum, and that hurts bro!, just because you aint got boobs!” but suppose that goes hand in hand when i knee them in the ‘gonads’ …
20. Ok ok... I'll end it with this one, constantly having little gi/ burns on your neck and face and they look like hickys…it makes you look like a trollop!
Ha! these are just some of my problems... can anyone relate or just me???